Cult of the Foot
Some of you probably already know about my goofy fascination with Spontaneous Human Combustion. Well, in talking with friend Tom recently, I thought it would be fun to make some usable products with my little cult that I created years and years ago (and if you believe I am really a cult leader, you are more than welcomed to give me all your assets, shave all the hair off your body to purify yourself, and eat cabbage soup at precisely 5:42 p.m. every day) based on my little weirdness. Hey, if you really want to buy some of this stuff, I'm not going to stop you. I'm getting a thing or two myself.
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(listen to your goddess: you must buy! BUY! BUY! It will make you powerful and rich. It will make you the most eligible [insert gender here] in your neighborhood)
Hey, oh beneficent goddess, i'm all for the shaving of the body hair, and sending all my monetary possessions to you, but could we switch to a different soup? Perhaps Campbell's Chunky Sirloin Burger? Cabbage soup is gross, and will cause many offensive spontaneous combustions that will degrade the validity of your lovely cult.
Posted by:Tom | 19 January 2006 at 07:34 AM