Definitely Not an Easy Job

Teenagers interested in having children before they are ready should be assigned to care for a prepubescent child for two weeks. A girl, preferably in the throes of becoming a woman. A moody female that can't decide if the world is against her or is her oyster and defines teenage angst as a picnic tea in hell with 1001 banshees. Then perhaps....PERHAPS....they would use a condom.

Are there Mulligans in parenthood? Because I sure could use one or two. Children do not forgive easily. I realize now that The Exorcist was not about a girl possessed by the devil. Oh no....she's was just going through adolescence.