Tennis Elbow

If only I were rich, overburdened with lots free time, and full of lofty ideals that the pain in my fucking left elbow can be diagnosed as Tennis Elbow because I play too much tennis....or badminton or just sipping on the mojitos. It's more like "damn, I lifted that 70 lbs of popcorn seed to stock the stand so that the pissy customers get their hot steaming popcorn and I wretched the effin joint too fast" elbow.

Either that or I slept on it wrong.