For my birthday this year, Emmaline and I are thinking about going to an Ethiopian restaurant. Sooooo, I did an internet search and received a few names and locations. Via The Insider Pages, I got my favorite person of the day....Stephen H.
Stephen has eight pages of recommendations for places around Dallas and its surrounding cities. Some just stand out, so much so that I peed my pants laughing too much from reading either the review or the title of the review. Below are our favorites. Now, I know that Emma and I may be the only people in the universe who find reading the dictionary funny or laugh hysterically from grammatical errors. If we are, then so be it! It makes our days.
Ghion Ethiopian Restaurant 10/25/05: 'Very good food, that is if you are Ethiopian?' Well, I had never tried that type of food before in my life. I gotta tell you that it is very different from anything that you have ever tried in you life. You gotta try it at least once in your life, but I must tell you that it is different?
Note Stephen's use of interrogative sentences in the tagline as well as in closing the review. If you read many of his reviews, he likes the question mark. Go back and read the paragraph again as it is written.
Computer Rescue 10/25/05: 'Excellent techs all the way! Great w/ their hands and minds!' This is the place that you want to go when you exhausted all your brain cells trying to fix you electronic device. They will fix it for sure. They are fairly priced and very cordially honest.
Great with their hands and minds? Vulcan handjobs for the computer illiterate?
Arapaho Animal Clinic Hospitals 10/25/05: 'They will suffice if you don't really care about your animal.' I have been going to this animal hospital for many years, until one of their best veteranarians left. I have since been going to another location where she started her own business at. This clinic has fair prices and all, but the doctors are not that very gentle w/ the animals. At least not to my standards.
I hate you, damn dog! I'll pay for your vet bills but don't expect quality care!
Campbell Road Mobile 10/23/05: 'A+ all the way if you are bright!' This is the best place to bring your car. You will not be disappointed. You can trust these people and get the best price overall for your repairs. I love them.
For those of us that are stupid, Campbell Road Mobile just might not be for us.
Mc Donald's 10/23/05: 'Excellent when you are drunk !' I gotta tell you that this place is great when you are trashed! Very clean business and always consistent quality. I have eaten there many times and it is good! You will not be disappointed!
Oh wait! Stephen hasn't finished reviewing restaurants for 10.23.05. Evidently, he was really trashed and really hungry on that date:
Jack In The Box 10/23/05: 'A+ all the way if you are wasted!' This restaraunt is great if you are hungrrrrrrrrrrry and wasted! This is a place to go and is always open! This is a great place to go! You will not regret it if you are hungry and it is late!
And our Hooters for Rex award per Stephen's five-star review:
Hank's Animal Hospital 10/22/05: 'Best Animal Hospital in North Dallas and the vet is a babe!' I have followed Yvonne Hanks to her new Animal Hospital in Plano, TX. She to be a veteranarian in Richardson,TX at another Animal Hospital. She is always very sweet and excellent w/ animals. She had taken care of my old cat for years and truly loves animals. She has the magic touch and very fair prices. Hanks Animal Hospital is a very clean and professional business.
PROS: She is a babe!