Google Translation: A Barrel of Laughs and A Banana in Your Ear

One of my dearest and most important friends, Hristos has a blog. I try to read it but it's Greek to me....literally, it's Greek. In order to glimpse into his life, I translate the page. Unfortunately, I'm confused even more than if I had never translated.

Hristos....I love you so much. And this is no reflection of your English because you are the shit! (I wonder how that would translate into Greek. Incidentally, Hristos is a teacher. ESL. He IS the shit!). I owe the humor of these paragraphs to Google Translation.

from The Bread entry:

Stop the car out of the oven.  I am and passes through a loaf of bread.  Emerges from the oven and get in the car.  Eugenia to look surprised.
-What are you doing!
-yyyy got bread ... 
-From when we eat bread at home?
-yyyy ... for children? 
-I think parapires seriously husband role!

from Married entry:

As you change the blog format.  Plus Christos made in Tarzan, took the girl and left Tsita the banana in the ear ...! The tab-tiout made from the jungle to get to the uncharted ocean of marriage partner.

from The best 24 atakes Al Bunty entry:

17. AUEB, for half a minute. The beautiful daughter-in my mind a fruit-won one thousand dollars in three days? Should be worried?