Ok. I'm wanting to date and to be perfectly honest, yes, I've checked the personals and dating sights and such. I love reading these things. I'm not bold (to use the nicest word I can think of) to answer an ad. But I had to share what I've discovered.
So, in my search to jump into the world of other singles looking to connect as well, I've decided to share the beefy ads that I've found. I don't know how much trouble I can get myself into by doing this but what the hell. I can always just delete the posts if someone gets offended.
For our initiation of our new category, The Forlorn...I present a handsome man from m.com (I'm not spelling it out just to bring all the internet searches here.) In response to his ad, I ask....does he talk like this in real life?
potential match should be independent with a mind of her own, though
not entirely emotionally self-sustaining. She should be soft on the
inside rather than on the outside, and she would carry a lot of
ideological weight instead of physical.
She should exhibit a certain level of intelligence where she is able to maintain a conversation for at least half an hour about subjects other than the daily routines. Sports should be known to her, but in an active form, rather than televised. Her body should have the markings of a physically active woman.
She should have a stable career that fulfills her for about eight hours a day from Monday to Friday. She should be a creative person, but not too artistically inclined so that she possesses enough realism to be able to produce self-supporting income. She would be fun loving, but still understand the serious aspects of live. She must be able to give love as well as receive love, for at least all the time she is awake.
She should love children, but should not have more than ten of her own. She should like to travel, but still know where is home. She should like to read, and still have time for more worldly passions.
The minimum education would be at least twenty-five years of life experience.
Payment will be full-time love, emotional and mental support for as long as required. In addition, there are miscellaneous ideological and amorous benefits provided. The before mentioned benefits could be extended well beyond retirement.
If you are still reading this, you have probably a sense of humor. I hope to find a friend, a partner, who is sincere and fun to be with.
I am not born here. So if you are looking for a genuine "Southern Guy" you'd have to stretch your imagination somewhat.
Write a few lines, and try take the above with a little bit of humor. It would be boring anyway if there would be such a perfect match...