If you have a product that you want to return to a store without a receipt and you don't mind STORE CREDIT, you shouldn't have a problem with the store? Right?!
If the product was a gift with no receipt and you don't mind STORE CREDIT, you shouldn't have a problem with the store? Right?!
If you're willing to provide all your information including your driver's license information because you have no receipt and is willing to get STORE CREDIT, you shouldn't have a problem with the store? Right?!
EVEN IF YOU FIND A FUCKING UNOPENED, UNUSED, NEW PRODUCT OF THE SAID ESTABLISHMENT ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD AND THOUGHT, "HEY. I WONDER IF I CAN GET FUCKING STORE CREDIT".....YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE STORE? RIGHT?!
Here's my thought. Product was purchased. Office Depot got its money. That's in the bank. A return of the product puts it back on its shelf because it is still NEW and can be sold again. Store credit is given to returner of product to use in the store buying Office Depot product. What the hell is the problem?! Seriously. Where is the money lost? I don't understand.
Office Depot: You reek. Your asinine approach to customer satisfaction promotes selfish monetary obsession. May you die a slow Darwinian Business death.
Apparently, I must have something like a fucking neon above my head or magic marker on my forehead or a natural musk that tells MEN TO FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!!
Honestly tired of of one of the following scenarios always occurring in my love life:
1. He's married or somehow attached to someone else.
2. Man is attracted to me and I don't feel the same.
3. I'm attracted to man and he doesn't feel the same.
I'm being good. Since last relationship (or word that better describes it), I've withdrawn my name for the cosmic dating world. I'm no good at it. I'm lousy, to be frank. So....I've resigned to live life as a spinster. Easier to be asexual than emotionally fucked with.
Really, God.....you didn't think I had enough to deal with in my life that you thought this would be funny?! You're hilarious, Da. Fucking hilarious! Same dude who thought it funny to make Carrot Top is influencing my love life? Ha! I'm laughing. Really, I am. On the INSIDE!