1. True. One Memphis February, my friend and I headed downtown to Beale Street for the annual Zydeco festival. We walked about having drinks and eating crawfish. We listened to a few bands playing in the clubs on Beale and then headed into the Center for Southern Folklore (when it was still on Beale). We were sitting at the bar when a zydeco band for Louisiana started playing and they were fabulous. During one of its breaks, the lead headed our way, then he grabbed my hand and led me onstage. He put the rub-board on me; and before a large room full of people, I played with the band. It was gooooood fun.
Incidentally, that was the night I received some fabulous beads for posing with my *ahem* boobies. :-)
2. False. That was one of my cousins. She and another cousin stayed with my family one summer when we lived in Indianapolis. She wanted to learn to dive and I was trying to teach her. Unfortunately, she dove to deep in the shallow end and scraped her face from her forehead to her chin. It was an ugly sight, and I honestly think she was more embarrassed than hurt. She never cried (she was about twelve) but she was pissed.
3. True. I met a man by accident and we talked via phone for several weeks. We hadn't met face to face and finally planned on doing so. We were suppose to meet at a softball game but he stood me up. So, a couple of days later we agreed to meet in the parking lot of a large department store at the mall. Crowded parking lot in the middle of the day. I got there before him and made sure I parked among lots of cars. When he showed up, I was first amazed at what he looked like. Of course, nothing what I expected but hey...looks aren't everything and I did want to get to know him. I wasn't comfortable going anywhere with him because that would guarantee a couple of hours with someone and wasn't sure if things would go smoothly. So, we sat and talked....stupidly, I agreed to sit in my car with him. After a couple of minutes of dull conversation, he whips out his erect penis and starts to masturbate. Now, what do you do in an instance like that? I wasn't as assertive as I am now so I turned my head and was a bit shocked, not saying anything. Not too much after the initial shock, I told him that I wasn't comfortable. He tucked himself back in, got out of the car, and that was that. The next day he called and I told him that I wasn't interested. Never bothered me again.
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