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✓ I miss somebody right now. (...so much that I feel I'm unravelling.) | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (But I do watch a helluva lot of movies.) | ✓ I own lots of books. (And want lots more.) |
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Both) | ✓ I love to play video games. | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (The effect it has on me is a horrible hangover type feeling. Yuck!) |
✓ I've watched porn movies. (And I like them too.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Am I one now?) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Whether good or bad is a matter of opinion.) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
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× I have broken someone's bones. | ✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. |
✓ I'm paranoid at times. | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | ✓ I need/want money right now. |
✓ I love sushi. (I would eat only sushi if I could.) | ✓ I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
× I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two that I grew up with and three I know nothing about. All five are half siblings.) |
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (The Philippines...and I didn't become a citizen of the US until middle school.) | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (For plays and a wedding.) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
× I like the way that I look. | ✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Generally about the state of me. Nothing else.) | ✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Usually about myself and my life.) |
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Definition of me is mood swing.) | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. | ✓ I slept with a roommate. |
× I have a hidden talent. (if I do, it's hidden from me too.) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. (But close ones, no.) |
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (To start) | ✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (yeah, guess so.) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (But not for clothes for me.) | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I've rejected someone before. |
✓ I currently like/love someone. (LOVE) | ✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (More children.) |
✓ I have changed a diaper before. | ✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Not a friend but a mother.) | × I'm not allergic to anything. |
✓ I have a lot to learn. | ✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | ✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
× I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. |
✓ I would die for my best friends. | ✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (But that's only part of it.) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. | × I am happy at this moment. |
× I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. | × Republican. |
✓ I don't even know what I am. | × I am punk rockish. | ✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
× I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. | ✓ I can work on a car. (Not completely) |
× I love my job(s). | × I am comfortable with who I am right now. | × I have more than just my ears pierced. |
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (And my feet hate me.) | × I have jumped off a bridge. | ✓ I love sea turtles. |
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
✓ I hate office jobs. | × I went to college out of state. | ✓ I am adopted. (But only by one parent.) |
× I am a pyro. | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
× I fall for the worst people. | × I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I eat at them though.) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (since I was a child.) | × I can't whistle. |
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. | ✓ I talk in my sleep. |
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
✓ I have a tattoo. | ✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I'm an artist. (But not a good one.) | × I am ambidextrous. |
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | ✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (This is a stupid sentence. I would live in a nudist colony and it doesn't bother me to see others naked.) | × I have terrible teeth. |
× I hate my toes. | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (Fat but flexible. You can ask my former physical therapists and doctors.) | × I love hugs more than kisses. |
✓ I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (commercials, songs, nose blowing, people hugglng, etc etc etc etc) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Is unpleased a word? Thought it was displeased. Yes? No?) | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | ✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
✓ I can't stand being alone. (But I do need it sometimes to recoup.) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | ✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (My internal nag is.) | ✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Though I don't remember the Philippines.) | ✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I did. And now that he is gone, it's something I wish I could undo.) | ✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (It's called codependency.) |
× I am a Libertarian. | ✓ I can speak more than one language. (not fluently though) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Because I am always tired. BUT I don't stay asleep for an extended period of time.) |
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. | × I like reading fact more than fiction. | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Smart student but bad student, I was.) |
× I have no piercings. | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (In a cell of a military police station.) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | ✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. |
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
✓ I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | ✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Hmmmm? Not a matter of shame. Not a matter of bisexual. BUT I have been attracted to both sexes with different motivations.) | × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | ✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Even though I consider myself very empathetic, there are those times I HATE listening to other people and their shit.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. | × I don't like to chew gum. |
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | ✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. |
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. | ✓ I have a custom-built computer. | ✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (no comment.) |
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (This is not healthy. I won't judge but if you are in this situation, put some clothes on and go out with some friends.) | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. | ✓ I've performed in three plays. (more) |
✓ I enjoy burritos. | × I'm Irish and loving it. (Stupd sentence.) | ✓ I have a thing for redheads. |
× I am a twin! (I am my own evil twin.) | ✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I wish.) |
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (I do and I don't. More that I wish I could make up for past mistakes.) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
× I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
✓ I download songs from the internet. (TAKES WAY TOO LONG on my pc though so it doesn't happen often.) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | ✓ I say random things to freak people out. |
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the hell is Death note?!) | ✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
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