Well, it is. Don't judge. You know you do it too.
Seriously, you know you need sex (and a partner) when you return home from dropping your child off at school and you have a lightbulb moment.
Mine? I was walking from the den into the kitchen to have my breakfast when I realized there was no workman in the house and child was at school and suddenly exclaimed (yes, exclaimed. That's how excited I am.) aloud, "Huh?!. I can masturbate today."
Ok. I would totally evil laugh right now but that's just a bit dorky and quite sad, and I'm trying to decide if I should seduce myself or just go for it. But I have to say that the weirdest bit of all this is not thinking of how much time do I have before I fit a visit to the gym into my day. It's not that I had an 'aha' moment about violating my puki (side note: don't ever give pookie as a nickname to a girl or whoever....every Filipino will laugh and point). It's that I thought it would be interesting to share that 'aha' moment with you.
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