Apparently, I must have something like a fucking neon above my head or magic marker on my forehead or a natural musk that tells MEN TO FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!!
Honestly tired of of one of the following scenarios always occurring in my love life:
1. He's married or somehow attached to someone else.
2. Man is attracted to me and I don't feel the same.
3. I'm attracted to man and he doesn't feel the same.
I'm being good. Since last relationship (or word that better describes it), I've withdrawn my name for the cosmic dating world. I'm no good at it. I'm lousy, to be frank. So....I've resigned to live life as a spinster. Easier to be asexual than emotionally fucked with.
Really, God.....you didn't think I had enough to deal with in my life that you thought this would be funny?! You're hilarious, Da. Fucking hilarious! Same dude who thought it funny to make Carrot Top is influencing my love life? Ha! I'm laughing. Really, I am. On the INSIDE!
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