Light and Darkness

Oh, how this is not true. The chicken pox, I mean.

What happened to you as a child?

You got chicken pox and developed a taste for being bathed in calamine lotion.

Because of this, You somehow developed a ridiculous sexual talent

Party in my Mouth!

I'm only posting the first of the three videos but definitely watch all three. Good god, they are hilarious! The viral video of the little boy after visiting the dentist is rivaled only by our dear, sweet girl in the Thwee Arms video.

Laughed too much watching them. I have to be truthful.....I peed a little.

Singing in Tongues?

This guy is filled with the spirit.

Green Porno Quiz

From the Sundance Channel...a quiz to determine what bug you are. The quiz is annoying with Isabella Rosselini making slurping noises, orgasmic sighs, and silly little comments. But something to do just for fun.

Blabberized

I found a new toy that I must share. Have fun!

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Eight Things to Share

The Reverend tagged me with this meme. I'm going with listing eight things I'd like to begin in the next six months because currently my life is slow...ie, I'm boring.

1. Promotion - I've been working for one with my company. Though I have a lot more to learn, I think I'm making a mark. I hope so and I would like to finally get that promotion (which leads to others).

2. Move - With promotion comes relocation. No definitive location right now. Have to wait for postings but we're hoping to move somewhere up north.

3. School - I want to finish college. I have so many credits yet no degree. I'm back in a position that I may be able to go back to school. I'm thinking of majoring in English with a concentration in creative writing. Also seriously thinking of photography.

4. A digital SLR -  I'm going to get myself a badass one too.  Birthday and Christmas are still in the future so a generous gift would be graciously accepted. I'm trying to save up as well; and if all else fails, there's income tax season next year.

5. Publication - I'm wanting to enter some writing contests or seek publication. Perhaps even look into freelance work. I'm told my writing is gooood. I'd like to prove that to myself.

6. Start a novel - No, not the same as above. I write short pieces and lots of poetry. I want to write something bigger.

7. Go on vacation - A real vacation where you go out of town and stay at a hotel or someplace that isn't a family member's address. Do you know that I've only done that once in my life? Once. Five years ago for my daughter's seventh birthday. We went to Disney World. How does one have wanderlust yet never goes anywhere? I have a traveler's spirit but a vagrant's pocketbook.

8. Date - This is the hardest thing out of all this. It means I have to actually feel like something more than a leper. Eh...giving me hives as I think about it.

Ok....For those I have to tag. I'm posting this here and on MySpace and so to include everyone, I pick:

1. Carrie
2. Betts
3. Blazing Jezebel
4. No Milk Please
5. Uncle Tom
6. Beckers
7. Mundane Egg
8. Photogirl

I guess you can go any way: eight new things in your life that has happened, will happen, plan to happen, or such. And for others, visit there sites. Just click on a name and zoom off to new and wonderful places.

Do I hear $3 million?

Did you know I am worth more as an Asian than a Pacific Islander? If I put white in, would I get more bucks?

I am worth $2,011,570 on HumanForSale.com

A Little About Me

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

                       

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (...so much that I feel I'm unravelling.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (But I do watch a helluva lot of movies.)	✓ I own lots of books.  (And want lots more.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Both)	✓ I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.  (The effect it has on me is a horrible hangover type feeling. Yuck!)
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (And I like them too.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Am I one now?)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Sometimes?)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Whether good or bad is a matter of opinion.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.  (I would eat only sushi if I could.)	✓ I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (Two that I grew up with and three I know nothing about. All five are half siblings.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (The Philippines...and I didn't become a citizen of the US until middle school.)	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (For plays and a wedding.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Generally about the state of me. Nothing else.)	✓ I am usually pessimistic.  (Usually about myself and my life.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.  (Definition of me is mood swing.)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.  (if I do, it's hidden from me too.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.  (But close ones, no.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (To start)	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.   (yeah, guess so.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.  (But not for clothes for me.)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (LOVE)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future.  (More children.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.  (Not a friend but a mother.)	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (But that's only part of it.)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	✓ I can work on a car.  (Not completely)
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (And my feet hate me.)	× I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	✓ I am adopted.  (But only by one parent.)
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (I eat at them though.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.  (since I was a child.)	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.  (But not a good one.)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.  (This is a stupid sentence. I would live in a nudist colony and it doesn't bother me to see others naked.)	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	✓ I am extremely flexible.  (Fat but flexible. You can ask my former physical therapists and doctors.)	× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (commercials, songs, nose blowing, people hugglng, etc etc etc etc)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Is unpleased a word? Thought it was displeased. Yes? No?)	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.  (But I do need it sometimes to recoup.)	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.  (My internal nag is.)	✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.  (Though I don't remember the Philippines.)	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (I did. And now that he is gone, it's something I wish I could undo.)	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (It's called codependency.)
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.  (not fluently though)	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (Because I am always tired. BUT I don't stay asleep for an extended period of time.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Smart student but bad student, I was.)
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (In a cell of  a military police station.)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (Hmmmm? Not a matter of shame. Not a matter of bisexual. BUT I have been attracted to both sexes with different motivations.)	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Even though I consider myself very empathetic, there are those times I HATE listening to other people and their shit.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	✓ I have a custom-built computer.	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (no comment.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (This is not healthy. I won't judge but if you are in this situation, put some clothes on and go out with some friends.)	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.  (more)
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.  (Stupd sentence.)	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!  (I am my own evil twin.)	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (I wish.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (I do and I don't. More that I wish I could make up for past mistakes.)	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.  (TAKES WAY TOO LONG on my pc though so it doesn't happen often.)	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.  (What the hell is Death note?!)	✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Bubble Blower?

I haven't done one of these in a while. Borrowed from Jez. And does any other person find Bubble Blower just a bit weird as this pose name? I know it probably refers to the shape the feet make but my first thought had to do with farting and the touching of asses as seen in the picture....and well, other things too.

Find your own pose!

Six Degrees

Borrowed from The Other Mother:

Start with your own blog.  If you don't have a blog, start with any blog you choose.  Go to the blogroll and clink on a link.  It should be one you don't know already and that sounds interesting to you.  From there, continue through the blogrolls of four more blogs.  When you're at the sixth blog, post the link to that website on your own.

If you hit a blog with no blogroll, backtrack and redirect until you've followed six links in a row.

I started with The Bottle Shop and moved my way around England a bit more and ended with Please, please do it HARDER!!  ...and funny, her first entry is about shagging any bloke she finds attractive. Extra points because she used both shagging and humping in the same entry.

Shout. Shout. Let It All out!

Added a new toy to Light and Darkness. Look to the left. Say hello.

I Knew Goddess was My Middle Name

The Sexy Amorous Minx Administering Naughty Touches And Hot Affection inspired me to decode my own names.

Had to do the middle name also. I think I could find a consensus on this one.

Hanttula

Oh, how I love my daughter. She introduced me to some fun sites. Hanttula in particular. Love the Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys and Freaky Foods exhibit. Too much fun.

What Lack of Sleep Can Do

Sleep deprivation at its finest ...and when it's perfected

The Latina Got Me!

Automatic and deliberately my heart beats in unison with your animated spirit.

1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.

Ali, Sami, Lori, Frances, Janis

Thank you, Lillie