Light and Darkness

I was surprised as well....

...No. No, I wasn't. I think there is a special place in hell for enjoying this too much.

Your Pimp Name Is...

Sweetness Shagswell

What's Your Pimp Name?

Your Halloween Costume Should Be

Jesus

What Should You Be For Halloween?

Another Man's Trash...

...is obviously only worth $2,822.70 to me. Interesting. Dontcha wish you could come up with some little stupid thing like this. Thank you, Darren.

My blog is worth $2,822.70.
How much is your blog worth?

George

I'm going to hug him, and love him, and squeeze him and call him George.

I adopted a cute lil' mummy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Kinky....rrrrrowr

I love the things Jez finds.

Congratulations! 

Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 548! 

Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated: 

100 or less	You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200	You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300	You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400	You are definitely a kinky player.
401 to 500	You are a major league kinkster!
501 to 600	Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!
601 or more	SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
The maximum score for this test is 700. If you're looking for fun loving and interesting people who score well on tests like this, join us at Club Hotlanta.

"Naomi needs..."

Jezzie gave me the idea. FUN FUN FUN. Google gives so much to the world.

Google “[your name] needs” and see what comes up.

Naomi Needs Nurturing.

Naomi needs to go toe to toe with her own.

Naomi needs to be able to read an article and summarize the issues

Naomi needs support to learn appropriate ways of getting attention from the adults

Naomi needs to get on back to where-evah and stay there.

Naomi needs better advice.

Naomi needs somebody to lean on.

Naomi needs you

Naomi needs a palatal implant to anchor her orthodontics.

Naomi needs to apply her efforts to proven methods of conception.

Naomi needs a partner fornatural birth classes.

Naomi needs him.

Naomi needs lots of love and positive attention.

Naomi needs to get pregnant to get a promotion.

Naomi needs a wake-up call.

Naomi needs it for the MTV party.

Naomi needs to get a grip with them lips!

Naomi needs a change of scenery.

Naomi needs to mate .

Naomi needs help with anger

Naomi needs a good fuck-in.

Naomi needs a full breast implants to even make them look like Reeses

Naomi needs some tupperware

Naomi needs more confidence

Naomi needs to strengthen her spirit

NAOMI needs to know explicitely what the telescope is doing

Naomi needs to be shown love

Naomi needs to eat about four of those ham sandwiches a day for a month

Naomi needs a 3,3V Powersupply

Naomi needs to dump that weird looking teenager guy who never shaves

Gimme your lunch money!

Damn! I'm a meanie. Thanks Jez.

Schoolyard Bully You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Haughty Intellectual. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.) Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Bitch-Slap, the Capitalist Pig, and the Class Clown. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 2% on Rationality You scored higher than 64% on Extroversion You scored higher than 64% on Brutality You scored higher than 18% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

It's a "cause I feel like stealing something from someone and sharing inappropriate feelings" sort of day

Stolen from Jez at here

Your Porn Star Name is: Sandra Spreadum

Get your own Porn Star Name

Here

Your Boobies' Names Are: Beavis and Butthead

Get your own Boobie Names

And here:

It's Not Sex. It's ... : Filling the Creme Doughnut

Get your own Sex Name

Alias

I needed some fun today. Thank you, Ms. Pip at the Home Burrough.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Gretchen Pacific

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Veggie Walter

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Intel Tokyo

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Curry Epcot - sad isn't it? I haven't been overseas since I was born but I did get to visit all the 'foreign' exhibits at Disney's Epcot. sigh....

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Mig Millington

6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): N. Se

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Emma Liquid Smoke...that's just too funny

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Pup Pike, Pup Lejuene or Pup Millington..depending on which of my high schools you would like to reference

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Chip Red Snapper

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Germino Dahlia

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Dove Fitzgerald

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Nasen Gehin

In the Year of Gilbert O'Sullivan

Forget about the Year of the Rat. Forget that I'm a Scorpio. You may even not know about my Feng Shui Kua number. Oh nooooo. No. No. No. More importantly is my Popstrology Birthstar Birthsong.

Thanks Caffe Eclectic and Sarcasmo for this one. I don't know if I should sigh a big one for relief or hang myself. Been wondering why the hell I go around singing that damn song forever and ever....geesh. Really. Johnny Nash's I Can See Clearly Now

Games We Love To Play

Oh, you're going to get a kick out of this. Thanks, Paul for the fun. You are owed a gorgeously oiled god in a banana hammock for this one. OH HOW FUN!

In the bag....

Ali is asking What's In UR Back Pocket?

Hon, remember....you asked me.

Because I carry too many things, I generally don't carry around a purse. I carry around a backpack. Good indication that I need to lighten my load. AND...you actually caught me on a good day. I cleaned out the bag just today, removing items that I really don't need at the moment (in all honesty, I cleaned it out so I can bring more things home from the library. Yes, I know I need help).

black portfolio with two yellow legal pads for scribblings, printed copies of some of my poetry, and such
folder with resume disk, several copies of resume, work history, and other employment related items like applications
black organizer/day planner with all my phone numbers
my leather journal with postcards, pictures, and other important bits stuffed within
five pens including my silver pen holder
watercolor pencils
color oil pastels
pouch of color pencils
pouch of black charcoals
pouch of miscellaneous art supplies
Game boy Advance with Sapphire Pokemon game (currently holding for the kid)
blank diskette in a plastic holder
napkin with twelve wisteria seeds
small black wallet (like a man's billfold) containing driver's license, a worthless bank card, four medical cards, bank id card, voter's registration card, two library cards, AAA card, EBT card, Sam's card, Booksamillion card, Barnes and Nobles card, and Walden books card
small bottle of Lubriderm
small bottle of Clinique moisturizing lotion

...and this is after cleaning.

Whatcha' carryin?

Not shaken but stirred

How to make a Naomi

Ingredients: 1 part friendliness 1 part brilliance 3 parts empathy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little curiosity if desired!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Thanks, Alicia

Answer the following questions in the comment box:
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from electric bugaloo

Oh, Alicia! Thank you. Thank you so much.

So worth the few seconds to click over.

Remember Fraggle Rock, Jem or MASK?

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Borrowed

Answer the following questions in the comment box:
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2. Have we ever met?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What reminds you of me?
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7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
10. What makes you come back here?

from electric bugaloo

School Projects

Oh, Alicia! Thank you. Thank you so much.

So worth the few seconds to click over.

80's child?

Remember Fraggle Rock, Jem or MASK?

80's Cartoon Central has a list of other favorites.